I've soon realized how pathetic we really are, teens these days.

We can't laugh, we say LOL
We can't so oh my god, we say OMG
We can't say I hate my life, we say FML
We can't say by the way, we say BTW

This is all fine and dandy when you're texting or something and you wanna cram everything in one text, but when you start to say them out loud in conversations, that's just sad. One thing that really bothers me is when people say FML, I don't know why, but it just sounds so pathetic to me. Maybe it's because of that website. Why can't we just say, "I hate my life" To f**k is to reproduce, so you want to reproduce with your life? That makes SO much sense.

"OMG! FML! I forgot to do homework!"

I hate all the delinquents who talk like that. I know, I know, sometimes I saw LOl on comments but that's because it sounds really, really stupid when you say "hahaha"
Everyone texts now, never calls. If you ask me our conversation skills have dropped so much in the past years. With IM you can think of what you are gonna say next; now we have gotten slow. So please, call a friend, hold a REAL conversation with them.
No IM.
No Text.
No LOL's.
No OMG's.
And please, please, PLEASE!
No FML's.
Please.
You spell cool C-O-O-L, not K-E-W-L.
Teach this to your children.